Before Jesus arrived and his divine father chilled out, the Old Testament God was, ironically, kind of a hellraiser. He was not a nice guy. He really liked killing people. And he may have actually been insane, if his willingness to randomly murder devout worshippers like Moses was any indication. Here are the 12 craziest, most awful things God did in the Old Testament, back before that wacked-out hippie Jesus softened him up.
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Andy Dick - Wikipedia
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We may receive a commission on purchases made from links. Dick Van Dyke is a timeless icon. Beloved by generations of filmgoers, Van Dyke is perhaps best known for portraying the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins As charismatic as he is onscreen, it's clear Van Dyke also wowed offscreen. He has been married twice, with his second wife Arlene Silver a whopping 46 years his junior.
Andrew Roane Dick born Andrew Thomlinson ; December 21, is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Known professionally as a comic, his first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential Ben Stiller Show. He is noted for his outlandish behavior on a number of Comedy Central Roasts and other appearances.
