Remember the woman who forgot she had a sex toy in her vagina for 10 years? As it turns out, these too-ridiculous-to-be-true incidents actually happen a lot more frequently than you might think. You'll never think of orifices the same way again. Phallic Food One patient care manager and a former emergency room nurse in Chicago has seen women who have used frozen hot dogs and bananas as makeshift sex toys on multiple occasions.
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Back to Health A to Z. Vaginismus is when the vagina suddenly tightens up when you try to insert something into it. It can be painful and upsetting, but it can be treated. Vaginismus is the body's automatic reaction to the fear of some or all types of vaginal penetration. Whenever penetration is attempted, your vaginal muscles tighten up on their own.
Please don’t put ground-up wasp nests in your vagina
Tampons, certified body-safe sex toys, physician-approved devices, and certain bodily appendages should really be the only things that go in there. Contrary to what Gwenyth Paltrow would like you to believe, some doctors actually do know how to treat vaginal problems. Just think about how great we are at treating yeast infections. You can pop down to your local pharmacy and grab a three-day pack of Monistat and boom—infection gone.
Vaginas are the pampered show ponies of the underwear area: Meticulously shaven or waxed, their delicate internal balance of bacteria carefully managed. But have you thought about the health of your butt lately? Once people get over the initial difficulties of having anal sex — the tightness, the need for artificial lubrication, and the desire for cleanliness — they sometimes believe that the gates are open, and the butt will happily and healthily accept basically anything. Not so!